We are a bit pet mad at our house so I've uploaded some photos of our pets in order of hierachy:

Charlie our sulphur crested cockatoo is only 15 and will live up to 120 years. He had a wing amputated two years ago due to cancer and now walks with an even more exagerated Charlie Chaplin walk. He can talk, dance, laugh, cough, is quite partial to anything that you are eating and can be really annoying. He particularly loves a cuddle and a scratch under his wing.

Scott is our ginger moggie. His hobbies include sleeping on the bed, the wardrobe, the car and anywhere sunny. He also likes to headbut people, purr really loudly and annoy Minime.

Minime our tabby likes to eat Scotts food when he isn't looking and brings us presents such as headless mice.

Georgeous George is a giant garami. He follows your footsteps around the room and waits for me every morning at the end of the tank. He likes strawberries, bananas and ham.

Tiki the dog is part corgi, part terrier, but mainly curb-side-special. Hobbies include licking Scott, staring at Charlie or our neighbours cats. Its really wierd but every time she walks past the cat bikkies they jump out and stick to her tongue.